Mayhem: I’m a tailgater tailgating to get to my tailgate. Now it might not get me there any faster but hey it gets me ready for football. Let’s tailgate. I can’t go anywhere But you’re so busy watching me tailgate that you don’t see the one in front of you. And your cut rate car […]
I’m your GPS. Turn right up ahead. You never update me, so now I just have to wing it. I meant turn left up ahead. Recalculating… TURN RIGHT NOW! Your cut-rate insurance may not pay for all this, so get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem… like me. Recalculating. Mayhem […]
I’m your blind spot. And my job is easy: hide big things. You’re good. And with your cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. So get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem… like me. Mayhem is everywhere, so get an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands?
I’m a hot babe out jogging. I’m out making sure this stays a 10, when you drive by. You’re checking out my awesome headband, when… Oops. That’s when you find out your cut-rate insurance? It ain’t paying for this. So get Allstate. Save cash and be better protected from Mayhem… like me. Mayhem is everywhere, […]
Hey, who are you? Oh, hey Jeff- I’m a car thief… What? I’m here to steal your car because, well, that’s my job. What?? (clearly playing with him): what?? WHAT!!?? (laughing) What?? WHAT!! What!! WHAT! Haha, it happens. And if you’ve got cut-rate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice. So […]