Chance the Rapper Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE IT.>>NO PROBLEM, MAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?>>YEAH, LET’S GO.>>James: LET’S SEE WHAT’S ON THE RADIO. ♪ ♪ OH, YEAH. ♪ IF YOU BLINK YOU MIGHT MISS […]

LSSC Nursery Rhymes Presents: Under The Bus

>>DONALD TRUMP TO BLAME RICK PERRY FOR HIS UKRAINE CALL. OF COURSE, ONCE AGAIN, NOT BACKED UP BY ANY FACTS. HE’S JUST DESPERATELY THROWING ANYBODY UNDER THE BUS THAT HE CAN. ♪ ♪ ♪ >>IT’S “THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.”

Kris Jenner, You’re the Next Contestant on The Price Is Right!

>>James: WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM JOINED BY THENE, THE ON KRIS JENNER, EVERYBODY! NOW, KRIS, WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU’RE HERE. YOU ARE THE WORLD’S MOST FAMOUS MOMAGER. YOU NAGE NOT ONLY YOUR CHILDREN’S CAREERS, BUT SO THEIR BILLION-DOLLAR BUSINESSES. YOU’RE VY BUSY. YOU’RE VERY IMPORTANT. DO YOU HAVE TIME TO DO […]

Migos Carpool Karaoke

>>YES.>>LIFESAVERS.>>DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?>>LET’S DO IT.>>SHALL WE SEE WHAT’S ON THE ♪ WALK IT, LIKE I TALK IT WALK IT ♪ WALK IT, LIKE I TALK IT WALK IT, WALK IT LIKE I TALK IT ♪ WOO WALK IT, LIKE I TALK IT ♪ YEAH WALK IT, LIKE I TALK […]

Are You Selling A Tractor?

I am Aye. She’s 950. 950 pounds. Ugh sh’s four year old. I’ve a couple of houses and a couple of caravans aswel. She’ll do 64 mile per hour. She will. She’s uhh…. What colour do you want her to be I can throw a tin of paint over her if you want. We’ll get […]

Elvis Duran Gave Away a Car at His Wedding

-Thank you for being on my show. -A standing ovation? What’s up with this? -I mean, how great is that? [ Cheers and applause ] They love you. Come on. We love you, buddy. -Wait, wait, wait. How much is your book again? -I really got to talk to somebody. I’m sorry. -I’m not asking […]

Types of People At The Bus Stop

버스정류장에 있는 사람들의 유형 [가만히 못 있는 사람] 안녕하세요? 여기 앉으실 거예요? 아니요 아… 그럼 제가 앉아도 될까요? [눈치없는 사람] 네, 그렇게 하세요. [눈치 없는 사람] [남자들] [여자들] 저기.. 죄송한데.. [노선표 가리는 사람] 제가 그것 좀.. [노선표 가리는 사람] 오~ 이웃이죠? 버스 타실 거예요? 네.. [어색한 이웃들] [뭐 먹는 사람] 오드리, 날씨 대박 더워 (악!!) […]

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – SUV Stunt Kids

Bernie: Probably one of the reasons why I didn’t push it too much is I was so in my head about something that I saw in the parking lot In the same parking lot as the Jimmy John’s is a grocery store. Bernie: It’s going to be hard to explain- Gus: I know the exact […]

Please, “Buy” this Car!

You can trust this car… You can fuck this car. You wanna fuck this car? When you look at this car, what do you think? Lots of nice nooks and crannies to fuck in this one. I’m thinkin’ ’bout fuckin’ it, I’m thinkin’ ’bout… different angles I could come in at… Rubbing my face all […]

Stephen Interviews Willie Nelson On His Tour Bus

( APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW.” THANK YOU, JON.>>Stephen: FOLKS MY NEXT GUEST IS A COUNTRY MUSIC LEGEND WHO HAS WON 11 GRAMMYS AND RELEASED OVER 67 ALBUMS. BEFORE HE COMES OUT HERE TO PERFORM, HE’S JUST HANGING ON HIS BUS OUT ON 53rd STREET, SO LET’S GO VISIT […]