Reacting To Creepiest Ice Cream Trucks Ever

Reacting To Creepiest Ice Cream Trucks Ever


(animal sounds) – Somebody’s gotta make
ice cream sandwiches. – Absolutely. Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Wild gesturing. – Oh oh oh oh Um. Okay. I’m, I’m putting on my shirt. But it’s inside out, but you know what, I’m just gonna own it. – How’d you get that? – That was brilliant man. – Was it this part? (laughter) – It was the whole package. But mostly that part. – Okay. – You’re good at that.
– You ever done that? – We’re really good. – You ever shown up at work
and your shirts inside out and you just own it? – Yeah. – That’s how you own it? – Right. – All right (laughs). In the interest of ice
cream truck drivers, let’s bring ours in. This is Josh, not mythical chef Josh. But Josh the previous
version with a mustache. You look like a 1950’s milk man. – Thank you, it’s unclear
where mythical chef Josh and me kind of bisect, and
then re kind of conjoin. – You will be the third
opinion in us rating the creepiest ice cream truck photos, that could be found on the internet. – I feel equipped to do that. – How do you feel about, – It’s so thick. – Is it hanging from your
nose, like from your nostrils? – Yeah so it’s kind of a
septum piercing situation, and I can’t stop doing that
and it wiggles like a rabbit. And people keep laughing at me. – So you know what a bull feels like? – Yeah. – So basically it’s just
sculpted nose hairs. It’s not even a mustache. – More or less yeah, that’s
what my girlfriend said my actual mustache looked like. (laughter) just a bunch of nose hairs on my lip. – How do you feel about where
we stand after day one here? – Drum stick in the lead. – I have very teeth as well. And so I don’t like to
bite down on things. I love orange cream-cicles, are like my favorite flavor combination. But it’s like torture every
time I try to eat one. And there’s no way to
just, what do you call it? Donkey lipping? – Donkey lip.
– Donkey lip. – Donkey lipping. – That’s how donkeys eat,
have you ever watched one? – I appreciate you saying that, ’cause I was actually
having an internal dialogue. Like man, I was really
complaining in that episode. (laughter) You know it’s like, I read
comments sometimes it’s like, man that Link guy is
annoying, I think that’s why. It’s like why is he so, he’s got so many problems with things. – I mean I think you
deserve empathy for that. I’m right there with you. – I think his best
friend deserves empathy. (laughter) – You’re a sensitive teeth man. – Yeah. – Welcome to the club. – Thank you. – Let’s see the first picture. Oh wow. – [Rhett] Noting creepy about that at all. – [Link] Chevy van with
just decals all over it. – I’ve seen one of these. I’ve definitely seen an ice
cream truck just like this. This was the kind of
one that went around the Thousand Oaks neighborhood
that I grew up in, for a few years. – Did you let your kids go out to it? – No I was a child. – Oh. (laughter) – That I grew up in. – Oh, I missed that part. I thought you said Sherman Oaks. Where you at one time lived I guess. – Yeah, but my parents let me go. My parents never, you know
what, they never told me to stay away from strangers. – My granddad had that exact
van without the stickers. You would kind of sit on the motor. The motor was like right
there in the middle, and it would get really hot. That can’t be good for ice cream. – No no no no, ice cream
is typically served cold. That’s another fun ice
cream fact that I have. – I don’t know how it could
get creepier than this. I think this is creepy to the max. – [Rhett] Well okay, how about that? How about a prison? How about a prison built into (laughs) a cage built into the truck? – [Link] Candy chips, toys. – I think it’s just candy and chips. – You’re getting desperate when… Again, it’s all the decals. But what is the, what are the bars? – [Rhett] It’s so you
can see what’s inside. – [Josh] Is it keeping things
out or keeping things in? – It depends on what time
of day it is (laughs). I believe it’s keeping things
in, after the sun goes down. – I just don’t think it can
get any creepier than that. – Okay, keep saying that. – [Link] Oh, this one’s kinda cool. – [Josh] I like that
they’re an ice cream man that values privacy, they
have the curtains in the back. – The first time I saw this
photo, I thought that it was two identical vans,
parked in a parking lot. – That’s what I was thinking. – One in the foreground,
one in the back ground. – Or just a really big one
and a really small one. (laughter) – They come in pairs. – [Rhett] Look at the
bumper on that thing. – [Josh] Somebody’s been
stepping up on that bumper. – [Rhett] Well that’s too much bumper. – Too much weight on the bumper. – At some point, you have
to realize you’ve got too much bumper. The manufacturer put too
much bumper on that thing. That’s really the only
problem I have with that. Oh wow. – [Link] What do you
think about this one Josh? – [Josh] Oh, I like the
artistry, you know what I mean? All the other ones that
have the stickers on ’em, from far away it just looks
like somebody who has a lot of upsetting political beliefs. Like they just look like a Dodge Ram van with like bunch of bumper stickers on it. – Conspiracy theorist type vibe. – Yeah, but I like that
this one like clearly, somebody had a vision of
like a decapitated driver in the front, you know
it’s a woman with just a, some horrible deformity. – I don’t think saggy
boobs are a deformity, it’s just a reality. – You said it, now what arm
is clearly eight feet long? – Oh you’re talking about the arm. – That’s upsetting. Yeah no, but that said, I’d
buy ice cream from any of these places if we’re being honest though. – If I drove this van, I
would just feel obligated to never leave the passengers seat, because that gets really disturbing. – [Rhett] I think as long as
you line up in the right way, you could look like you’re
in the passengers seat from the drivers seat. It’s probably got the same
thing on the other side. But I’m just kind of curious
about what Aurora is. Is that the woman’s name
who’s licking the ice cream? All these are for me, I’m Aurora. – Oh, you bring your ice cream
to Aurora, and you pay her to lick. – She licks it for you. – Okay, not creepy at all. But this one. – [Rhett] Children crossing. I thought it said children
missing for a second. (laughter) – It might as well. – I was very concerned. – Oh man wow, this looks
like an ice cream truck from Plants versus Zombies. My kids play that. – They have three items. They have an ice cream sandwich. They have some white thing. And they got a bomb pop. – How much do you think
Hawaiian Punch paid them to put that big ole advertisement. – Hawaiian Punch is bankrolling
that whole operation. – Why is the truck that color? It’s like the color of slime or the Ghost. – You know what, we’re
talking about it aren’t we? – Yup. – Mission accomplished. – Why does it say so many
things about children? It’s like, you know what, it
won’t be suspicious if I just put a lot of things
about kids on the truck. Stop for children, children crossing, children crossing again. (laughter) I’m not creepy kids. – I care about their safety only. Oh my goodness, is this one abandoned. – [Rhett] Yeah I hope so. You gotta come to me kids, I
can’t drive around anymore. I’m still in here. – There’s a bucket full
of pee in that truck. I can’t explain how I know that, but there’s a bucket full of pee in there. – A five gallon bucket. – Yeah a big one. Hasn’t been changed in a long time. – It’s a vat. – Someone lives in there. – Oh my goodness. I think with a good harsh
power washing, that thing could be well on it’s way. – I think you’d power wash all the items right off of it though. – [Link] Oh my lord. Those clowns. – [Josh] This is just the
Insane Clown Posse tour bus. This is just ICP out to, I
don’t know where they play. Detroit Regional Auditorium. – What does it say on the drivers, As Ice Cream? – This is As Ice Cream,
we have things that are as ice cream. It also says, warning children
crossing, again on the back. – [Link] Oh my goodness. – [Rhett] Ice cream, ice cream ice. – [Josh] I thought it said LLC. (laughter) I guess they wanted us to know they’re a limited liability corporation. – Ice cream from ice cream LLC. (laughter) – [Woman] This is the last one guys. – What are the pink dots about? – [Link] Something tells me
that they decided to make this an ice cream truck,
very spur of the moment. – And I believe it was a
child who’s decision it was. – But there’s a decal
and then the spray paint. Which came first? – I gotta put it on the kids level. They can’t read it up there. – It needs a dot. You know what, it’s not
getting a lot of business. We need a dot or two. – Two, definitely two. – Let’s do this again on Wednesday. – Yeah, I got nothing to do. – Sadly, I don’t either. – [Link] Hungry for some
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